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THE DEMOCRAT PARTY- NEVER LET A STATE OF EMERGENCY INTERRUPT A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN -




REPUBLICAN KARMA: YOU BUILT THAT! - If you are a believer in GOD, and a Republican, you would FINALLY take a hint.




GOD CASTS VOTE FOR OBAMA - Hurricane Issac set to disrupt Republican Presidential convention in Florida. (Liberals respond: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")




GOD VOTES NO FOR ROMNEY - Major Hurricane is set to collide with Republican Presidential convention in Florida. (Liberals respond,"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")




FEMA - NO RED TAPE ?? - New Jersey Turns Away Relief Workers, they can't do any work there since they're not union employees....




CIVILITY- PERHAPS GOD IS TRYING TO TELL THE DEMOCRATS SOMETHING -




COMPARISONS- DEMOCRATS HATE THEM -




LIBERALS RESPOND: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" - Obama receives Endorsement from GOD this weekend in Florida.




WE DIDN'T BUILD THAT! - When it comes to a legacy of hypocrisy, Republicans built that all by themselves!




if man-made global warming was to bring major hurricanes -


TAGS: 2014 hurricanes global warming myth
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 9:53 pm

Yet I somehow make it worse......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 9:51 pm

Don't I look silly now that the trou Don't I look silly now that the troublemakers comments have been deleted.....I should learn to take my own advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 5:15 pm

So, you're done now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 5:07 pm

Calm down Emma. Try the strawberry rhubarb.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 4:08 pm

I like blueberry pie the best, but I wouldn't say no to lemon meringue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2014, 11:20 pm

So........ No?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2014, 9:37 pm

I take it you don't plan to be mature about this?
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
We're still waiting to see Al Gore's scientific credentials
crankyhead - November 3, 2014, 5:24 pm
Mooo, not to b*** in, but, I for one can't wait to see how he twists this to try to blame his own behaviour on you or me or someone else.
crankyhead - November 3, 2014, 5:22 pm
… to refute the 'facts' as he's presented them, there actually have to be some 'facts' presented. Y'know, logic?
crankyhead - November 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Oh, he's a meteorologist is he? Perhaps you'd like to kindly tell us which institution gave him his degree? Also, still waiting for you to point out the SCIENTIFIC research he supposedly did, to support his UNSUBSTANTIATED opinion. Ergo; in order...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2014, 8:56 pm

It was only a week long ban. You could have just toughed it out and come back. I'm glad we get to see this side of you though, it's a far cry from all of those pm's you've sent me trying to be my pal and kissing my a**.
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:11 pm
…it is that you live in?
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:11 pm
…think, is he? Hardly. Maybe it's also your a**ertion that every tofu eating, rainbow flag waving, tree hugging long hair in California can accurately represent the interests and ideology of whatever mid west, gun toting, sister kissing trailer park...
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:09 pm
www.thecanadaguide.com? That's the infallible evidence you're using to support your fallacy of composition, is it? Some 30 year old Vancouverite who has self admittedly never left the province is able to tell you what the fine folks of Newfoundland….
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:07 pm
…research, I'm sure everyone in the world will be happy to look over his proofs.
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:07 pm
Hate to break it to ya, but John Coleman is a journalist, not a scientist. Let alone a 'top scientist', or even a "worlds top meteorological scientist', whatever it is you think that is. If you'd like to disagree, please just point out some of his….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2014, 11:58 pm

Still Prime Minister champ. What else you got? What title did she hold before she became Prime Minister? Are you going to tell us she was the maid? pure ignorance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2014, 10:27 pm

Kim Campbell was Canada's first Female prime Minister. 20 years ago......You are ignorant. We have many female and aboriginal leaders. Get your facts straight....again.
OTC - October 30, 2014, 7:23 pm
So you're saying that GOP obstructionism is based on racism?
OTC - October 30, 2014, 7:27 am
I was pointing out the stupid BS made by researchers who made the claim, like Al Gore's stupid BS about the ice caps melting by 2014
OTC - October 30, 2014, 7:19 am
Why bother? Because i think it's funny how there are plenty of stories how man made global warming is responsible for super hurricanes and they will be the new norm, and TA's attack on me seems to suggest i made those claims, so how can i take him serious
OTC - October 28, 2014, 11:23 am
And that, TA, is what the poster is referring to (roll eyes)
OTC - September 17, 2014, 9:45 pm
"the dogs of doom are howling more"
EmmaRoydes - September 16, 2014, 2:17 pm
well, otc, looks like it's your turn to be attacked by the big bad scientist. Careful, his attack dogs are usually right behind him and I think they have rabies.
OTC - September 16, 2014, 12:06 pm
You're confused, you've been talking about Global Warming which i don't deny, I'm making fun of 'Man-Made' Global Warming, which i do deny. Totally different subjects.
terroraustralis - September 12, 2014, 5:53 pm
"sarcastic" eh? so you're saying you arent a climate change denialist? because i dont see a single godd*** shred of sarcasm, i think you made it seriously, and now you're backpedalling because you realise how incredibly dumb it is.
OTC - September 11, 2014, 2:12 pm
wow, all this for you to justify this sarcastic poster about M-MGW and more severe hurricanes.
terroraustralis - September 10, 2014, 5:10 pm
and it pisses me off when people claim these hurricanes are proof of global warming, because they're just clouding the debate with even more unscientific bull****. being right for the wrong reasons is just as bad as being wrong.
terroraustralis - September 10, 2014, 4:59 pm
exactly. the confusion comes from the prediction that global warming will increase the intensity of hurricanes and allow them to appear further north, hurricane(s) katrina and sandy are antecdotal evidence of this, they dont prove or disprove anything.
EmmaRoydes - September 9, 2014, 2:39 pm
right on the money curly
Curlyrocks - September 9, 2014, 1:11 pm
A better a***ogy: a lack of any big hurricane in a year disproves GW is like saying a big hurricane would prove global warming. Hurricanes happen in the caribbean, it's the climate down there.
terroraustralis - September 9, 2014, 3:47 am
saying that the lack of a big hurricane in one year disproves global warming is like saying that the rise in government jobs proves that obama is fixing the economy.
terroraustralis - September 9, 2014, 3:45 am
the lack of big hurricanes in any one year does not prove global warming doesnt exist. my comment was intentionally wrong and stupid, to give you an idea of how wrong and stupid your poster looks to us. seriously, look at the comment directly below this.
OTC - September 8, 2014, 3:34 pm
Get your facts straight, Obama is NOT getting rid of ALL the jobs, just the private sector ones. I have a government job.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 11:56 pm
Emma, who is your "doodoo heads" reply directed at?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 9:46 pm
after all, you are an admitted flaming liberal
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 9:45 pm
speaking of doo doo heads, what do you do for a living besides welch off of other people's hard work and income?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 9:44 pm
You mean like the MTU definition: Computer science is a discipline that spans theory and practice. I don't deal in computer theory, I deal exclusively in hands on networking and programming.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm
You could always look up the definition of 'computer scientist' if you've got some issue with what I said. Before you do that though, you should alert your neighbors that you'll be flying into fit of rage, and that they shouldn't worry.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 9:10 pm
Considering that we were discussing your pot/kettle attitude, I think it's obvious that my 5 minutes of research did in fact, produce something useful, on-topic and sensible. No surprise to anyone that you disagree. #boohoomoments
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2014, 3:56 pm

You guys are boring. Why don't you talk about politics instead of arguing over who's the bigger doo doo head?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 3:43 pm
Sure, cranky, just like someone who has a baccalaureate in art is an artist, right?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 3:20 pm
might even come up with something useful, on-topic, or sensible for a change. Pretty doubtful that you could pull that off though.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 3:19 pm
I reply in kind to people like you who attack me. You just like to attack without provocation. Hence the stupidity you are exhibiting in this conversation. You should try to focus a little, take a moment, and think before you respond to comments. You
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:57 pm
Emma, people with degrees in computer science, are called 'computer scientists'. Just so's ya know, child.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:56 pm
Yeah, we all see what you do, and as we've just established, ever since your "very first comment" on this site, you attack other members, and call them names and then cry like a stuck pig whenever someone dares to hold you to your own standards.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 1:40 pm
Nope, I said that I have a baccalaureate in computer science. I never claimed to be be a scientist of any kind. Do I need to explain the difference to you?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 1:37 pm
All righty then. My comment where I referred to you as skippy happened in September, and you used it in your argument about when I first got here. Now do you see what I did there?
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:08 pm
Speaking of hallucinations, didn't you claim to be a computer scientist, around two week ago Emma?
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:01 pm
Apparently, I understand calendars better than you do, Emma.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:29 am
rein in that ego. Life can suck when you think the internet is all about you or everyone is stupid compared to you, Einstein (or is that Epstein?)
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:28 am
waaaaah! my reputation with you is permanently ruined. How will I ever live with myself. I've never claimed to be a scientist, but if that's your most recent hallucination, go with it, it suits you just fine. In the meantime, stop trolling me and try to
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:27 am
avoid politics. It's not for the feint of heart.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:26 am
when did you hallucinations begin to think that I have an anti-science avatar? Why would I change it to annoy you? Your ego gets in the way of being a contributing member of this site by taking everything here as if it was directed at you. Toughen up or
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:25 am
just go to hell.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:24 am
I'm glad it annoys you even if it isn't true. I post . whenever the desire to post a comment strikes me. You want me to stop, become a mod, then you can be the egotistical a**hole that you play so well and you can decide who you want to post. Otherwise,
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:21 am
I didn't say I knew you were being sarcastic, I said you were being an a**hole. I've never pretended that I was you friend. It's not something I desire nor am I foolish enough to think the internet is my real life.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:20 am
I didn't notice that you were a mod now. If memory serves me correctly, they are the only ones that can tell me whether or where I can post. Besides, THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR POSTER, so WHY POST COMMENTS AT ALL?
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:52 am
And there is a reason I chose the words CONFIRMATION BIAS with you. you, i, and pretty much everyone else here knows that reason. So you can stop pretending to be stupid about that as well.
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:46 am
your reputation is permanently ruined with me. The only thing more laughable than you being a scientist is watching you pretend to be civil or my friend. I dont respect you, i despise you. Why? You're insincere AND proud of your confirmation bias
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:45 am
you even changed your avatar into an anti-science nutter one because you thought it would annoy me. troll much? so stop playing stupid. no one with integrity here is buying it. that's why only YOU believe in your own BS. i don't speak troll, only you do
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:45 am
and before you say "hurr durr,Im not a troll",you confessed to trolling when you said "But I now know that my posting caused your panties to get in a bunch, so I'll refrain from responding to any further responses you make" like all trolls,you're bragging
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:44 am
so now you're just following me around, harassing me in the way that has worked for you in the past. ill admit, it IS really, really, REALLY annoying, but you're not gonna provoke me into an outburst that will get me banned. your plan wont work.
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:44 am
You said you knew I was being sarcastic. Just like the way you know you were being phony by pretending to be civil and by pretending you were ever my friend. You are neither. Now you know this too. So commit it to memory OR at least admit you're trolling
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:43 am
then WHY REPLY AT ALL??? THIS ISNT EVEN YOUR POSTER. i wasn't talking to you. you know i dont care for your anti-science nutter views. so the only reason for you to say ANYTHING is because (a) you want to troll me or (b) you're pretending to be my friend
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 12:17 am
I take you don't know what month it is. It's ok, cranky, nobody expects you to understand calendars.
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 9:31 pm
September? What? #usemilkonyourcheeriosinsteadofwhiskey
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 7:57 pm
To me, your postings sound like sour gra**s. Did you get banned from the site? Did it make you cry? Do you miss the site? Do you miss me?
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 7:54 pm
Not that it's of any concern of yours, but I chose the name because I found it amusing. If you don't find it amusing, to quote your God, "sue me"
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 7:40 pm
I guess you have no sense of time, right? Which comes first, now think hard, April or September? tick tock
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 6:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 5:35 pm
I guess 'Skippy' is a term of endearment now? =) #hooklineandsinker
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 5:34 pm
Pretty abrasive isn't it?
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 5:34 pm
The earliest post of mine that I could find was on April 19 where I said "Holy Crap! A Squirrel" http://www.politifake.org/globalcomments.php?p=65388
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 5:16 pm
Tell me, skippy, what was my very first post on this site?
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 5:05 pm
Not willing to be held to her own standard, Emma posts this absolute gem of a retort, completely forgetting all about the tone and direction of her own "very first posting" on this website. #pot/kettle
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 2:00 pm
and as far as Julie goes, her very first posting on this site was attacking me. So your love for her and sorrow at seeing her go is totally lost on me anyway. Sounds like a "boo hoo" moment to me.
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 1:45 pm
But I now know that my posting caused your panties to get all bunched up, so I will refrain from responding to any further smart a** comments that you make. Bueno?
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 1:44 pm
I wasn't trying to initiate a discussion with you, nor do I wish to have you respect my views. I merely put it out there in response to a smart a** statement that you posted, nothing more, nothing less.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:41 pm
i didnt realise it at the time, but julie really took a bullet for me. the way you baited her let me see just how insidious and manipulative you really are. you're probably the most skilled troll i've ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:36 pm
its like you're meticulously researched exactly what pisses me off the most, and figured out how to apply it perfectly... i should applaud you, its not often that trollbait fails by being too good...
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:34 pm
to put it more bluntly, i've never seen an argument so perfectly designed to make me explode. you wont trick me into swearing or insulting you, but you're doing too good of a job at rubbing me the wrong way, to not be trolling.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:24 pm
how am i supposed to believe that you want a serious discussion when you keep acting like this whole thing is a big joke? i've seen you form coherent arguments before, and yet you refuse to use a coherent argument with me.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:14 pm
you civil and try to initiate a discussion, and then you bring this to the table? thats like showing up to a barbecue with a tofu turkey and alcohol-free beer. how am i supposed to respect your views when you cite articles that oppose your argument?
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 11:58 am
what has me even more confused is the fact that you're citing an article that is in favour of the idea of manmade climate change. you dont believe a word these people say, and yet you're telling me to trust them?
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 11:49 am
it even states "It is premature to conclude that human activities--and particularly greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming--have already had a detectable impact on Atlantic hurricane activity.", you're doing a good job of refuting the poster.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 11:44 am
strange, it doesnt say anywhere that not having a hurricane in any one year means that global warming isnt real... it just says that global warming will increase the frequency of strong hurricanes.
EmmaRoydes - August 31, 2014, 8:58 am
Sorry, that should have been *according to NOAA...
EmmaRoydes - August 31, 2014, 8:56 am
According to NASA: http://www.gfdl.noaa.gov/global-warming-and-hurricanes
terroraustralis - August 31, 2014, 4:28 am
what do hurricanes have to do with global warming?
EmmaRoydes - August 30, 2014, 9:59 am
What does this poster have to do with the number of jobs?
terroraustralis - August 30, 2014, 1:11 am
to clarify, i dont like obama, and i dont like stupid bull****, and the notion that anyone has ever said "global warming means big hurricanes every year" is some REALLY stupid bull****.
terroraustralis - August 30, 2014, 1:09 am
if obama is getting rid of all the jobs, howcome you still have one?


BIG GOVERNMENT LOVE -




DON’T WORRY FOLKS - Obama said he would not forget you


TAGS: obama hurricane sandy jersey shore i will not rest until everyone fill in the blank
Rating: 4.56/5

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Renza - February 21, 2013, 5:52 pm
But the republicans say it would be an irresponsible waste of money to help these people. Clearly they should have known better than to live in the path of this storm everyone knew was going to hit decades ago.


OBAMA-WORSHIPPERS- POLITICIZING HURRICANE ISSAC FOR THIER OWN POLITICAL GAIN -




KARMA COMES BACK TO BITE THE DEMOCRATS- HURRICANE KATRINA VS. HURRICANE ISSAC -




DIFFERENCES- REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS PRAY TO GOD FOR DIFFERENT REASONS -




THE NEW SYMBOL OF HOPE/CHANGE - As in "Someday it will be all over with and we can rebuild and move on".




A ROMNEY VICTORY IS AS BELIEVABLE AS THIS PHOTO - Pretending just isn't as much fun as the real thing.


TAGS: romney fema hurricane sandy phony
Rating: 3/5

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romneyisatool - November 5, 2012, 11:52 am
They will blame an oversampling of liberals by the ballot box for an Obama win. TRANSLATION: A democratic majority who didnt want Romney to be Pres.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2012, 10:58 am

conspiracy than face the fact that they are a Predominantly Liberal country? Just my curiosity, I'm not endorsing any candidate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2012, 10:56 am

I can see the beginnings of posturing from the conservative side, If Obama wins this election will the conservatives here call foul and blame it on vote rigging? Has the electoral process become so corrupted that Americans would rather believe in....
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 7:12 pm
With the exception being coming by to make sure that WTFO honors his side of our bet. But if Romney wins, well, you'll keep seeing me every day. So, careful what you wish for. =)
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 7:11 pm
Actually, I'm already on record saying that if Obama wins, there's really no reason for me to continue coming to this website for at least three years.
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:39 pm
So good luck,arnnatz. I truly mean that.If your candidate wins,I will here to shake your hand(in a manner of sorts).It's about what's best for this country.Whoever wins needs the nation to unite behind them, not against them.America first, politics second
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:37 pm
...And if Romney does manage to win(despite only having like a five percent chance) I will give the guy props and congratulate you. A Romney would be such a huge victory given the odds against him that I would truly be impressed.I dont respect sore losers
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:35 pm
TRUTH: Actually, I will be nicer to you and the other conservatives than you think. Truth be told, the pending Obama victory will probably will very VERY hard for you to accept. It will be punishment enough. I won't exploit it for laughs...
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:29 pm
Nah, you will won't go anywhere... you will be here accusing Obama of stealing the election, blaming the MSM & vast-left wing conspiracy theories about demon-possessed voting machines,bigfoot and god knows what else.The God part you got right,though.LMFAO
romneyisatool - November 4, 2012, 6:27 pm
TRANSLATION(antnutz): I figure, after Romney loses, I will disappear from the embarrassment of the Messiah winning.
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 6:23 pm
I figure that,after obama loses, losers like you, cranky, and fauxnews will disappear from the embarrassment of your messiah losing.
rebeccaolsen - November 4, 2012, 3:40 pm
Im here to stay, math-challenged dope. Not going anywhere. Stay if you want, so I can make fun of you in a few days when Obama wins his re-election, that is, if you like that sort of thing. Look forward to you whining about how unfair it is Obama won.
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 2:58 pm
I don't need an invitation, this is a public site, a**face. I'll post comments on any poster I feel like posting on. You can either like that or move on to some liberal biased site where you get your stupid facts
rebeccaolsen - November 4, 2012, 1:21 pm
The only voters AS5HATZ is influencing are the independents and moderate conservatives he scares into voting for Obama because they take one look at AS5HATZ and say,"Our party is that crazy and retarded? Hmm, I think I'm going with the calm black guy."
rebeccaolsen - November 4, 2012, 1:10 pm
AS5HATZ, Listen up, creepy stalker. My poster. You're not invited. Never asked for your opinion, weirdo. Go over to your where you other creepy friends hang out. If Faux is foreign, at least he can pass basic algebra.He schooled you. You're crying.The End
crankyhead - November 4, 2012, 1:04 pm
I'm not here to influence anyone arnnatz. I only show up to counter your propaganda with facts.
arnnatz - November 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
and the utter stupidity of a couple of foreign trolls who think they can influence voters here or anywhere in the US. Hahahahahahaha
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:04 pm
Sorry, Rebecca, for making your poster the battleground for math&reason vs. the retarded math skills of Arnnatz. Please forgive me, lass. Time to grab a pint with the mates. It was fun. Until the morrow!
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:01 pm
*live = win. lol... I guess for Mitt, it does represent a professional death of sorts, though. The GOP will crucify him the day after, blaming him until he goes back to England where his seed originated.lol..Almost feel sorry for the wanker.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:01 pm
live = win. lol... I guess for Mitt, it does represent a professional death of sorts, though. The GOP will crucify him the day after, blaming him until he goes back to England where his seed originated.lol..Almost feel sorry for the wanker.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:59 pm
If that was an attempt at wit, or an insult, you lost me. Apparently, the only thing more retarded than your math skills is your ability (of lack-there-of) to mock someone. Is this really Chris Rock playing the part of a retarded teabagger? If so, funny
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:57 pm
@arnnatz:According to the odds at this point,if you vote for Romney, it won't make that much of a difference..considering Mitt has only a 5% chance to live.lol..You forgot to register to vote, didnt you?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:55 pm
Let me guess, you live near a leaking nuclear power plant, don't you?
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:52 pm
@crankyface: After he displayed his incredibly laughable, borderline-retarded understanding of basic junior high-level math and probability, I wouldn't be too insulted by anything this pea-brained wanker says.That's like getting mad at the special ed kids
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
and the difference between you and me is that I can vote in the election. I have the ability to make a difference, you don't.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 7:48 pm
Nothing makes him angrier than when he tries to insult me, and it turns out to be a compliment.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 7:46 pm
@crankyface: Here's a funny one. Want to know the difference between mathematical science and arnnatz? Math science looks at the facts and draws conclusions from them. Arnnatz invents his own conclusions and tries to distort the facts to fit them.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 7:26 pm
What's the median temperature of arctic ice in Kelvin degrees? Around 240. Oops. Aren't you supposed to be ignoring me?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:13 pm
You should be the last person to ever use the word logic in a posting. With an IQ equal to the temperature of arctic ice, you should just keep quiet.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 7:12 pm
commenting on A poster is trolling? Are you related to cranky by any chance?
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
No, I don't see any sign. arnnatz likes to troll people that he perceives as being unable to untie the knots in his faulty logic. In your case, he just happened to guess wrong. It's kind of his thing. Like a tradition of sorts.
rebeccaolsen - November 3, 2012, 4:05 pm
I must have a sign above my head that says if you are a creepy conservative internet nerd then please apply. :-/
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 3:54 pm
He's republican. He thinks your estrogen makes you a weak minded opponent.
rebeccaolsen - November 3, 2012, 3:40 pm
The point is that Romney is exploiting this for a ph**o OP. Why are you trolling on my posters now?
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 12:46 pm
Oh, that's right, food and water grow on the inside of trucks


GOD CASTS VOTE FOR OBAMA IN ELECTION - Two Hurricanes, one hidden camera, two back-to-back debate losses, one bad face tan, even a G.O.P. Supreme Court Justice voting for Obamacare... ...even the Pharoah didn't have it THAT bad.


TAGS: hurricane sandy election romney obama
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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:00 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
OlderThanDirt - October 30, 2012, 6:41 am
Proverbs 30:6


ROMNEY VS. ROMNEY - Maybe if he ran against Obama, he would've stood a chance. As it is, he was too busy running against himself. Congrats, he defeated his opponent!


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foxrecon19d - November 1, 2012, 8:33 pm
Sooooo...ummmm...under Obama, WHERE IS FEMA? Those poor folks in Louisiana are still waiting for FEMAs help after the last storm. But thanks for making another tired poster blaming Romney for Obama's failure.


THE LORD'S NAME: CONSERVATIVES SHOULD BE CAREFUL HOW THEY USE IT - God doesn't support the death penalty OR war OR pro-life OR the rich OR... (Hurricane Issac: God doesn't like it when people misuse his name)




HEADLINE: STORM MAKES FOR TOUGH OPTICS AT CONVENTION - “Images of revelry by Republicans at a time of suffering by other Americans — no party wants those 'optics'. This will dampen Romney's chances in November.” — Republican strategist Steve Schmidt in NY Times.




HEADLINES -




KARMA: ROMNEY'S OTHER OFF-SHORE INVESTMENT - Hurricane headed for Romney's doomed convention in Florida. (Liberals respond: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")




HURRICANE SANDY VS. HURRICANE MITT - Which one is worse for America?


TAGS: romney hurricane sandy fema obama
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rockfan5 - January 18, 2013, 10:16 pm
nice taking out of context. Typical liberal tactic.
simplegenius - October 30, 2012, 11:43 am
NRC environmental services. They are nationwide, but our local branch sent to help with the Gulf oil spill.
arnnatz - October 29, 2012, 10:01 pm
here's some more organizations that help in emergencies: http://www.opm.gov/cfc/disasters/katrina-relief.asp
arnnatz - October 29, 2012, 10:00 pm
The American Red Cross
crankyhead - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
Can you name one?
simplegenius - October 29, 2012, 7:33 pm
He wasn't saying to NOT help them, he was saying to have private organizations help them as to NOT run up the debt anymore. Privatization might be a legit answer. There are many companies that are already set up to help in emergencies.


HURRICANE: ROMNEY CANCELS 1ST DAY OF CONVENTION - (Liberals respond: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")




HEADLINE: STORM-DELAYED CONVENTION LIMPS INTO MOTION - Instead of opening with a BANG as originally planned, Mitt Romney's Republican convention starts with a WHIMPER. (Liberals & GOD Respond: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")




MEDIA ABANDONS GOP CONVENTION, SENDS REPORTERS TO NOLA FOR STORM - Guess the Republicans are right, there is a god... ...and he just voted NO! on Romney. (Vote Gary "He ain't Barack or Mitt" Johnson: 2012)




Barack Obama and Hurricane Harvey -




Hurricane Harvey, Hurricane Irma -




Democrat Mayor Sylvester Turner and Hurricane Harvey -




Abortion clinics in Texas offering free abortions to survivors of Hurricane Harvey -




Hurricane Irma and the True Face of the Democrat Party -




Hurricane Irma and the True Face of the Democrat Party -




Democrat Fake News Brainwashing -


TAGS: hurricane irma democrat fake news
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - September 12, 2017, 12:03 pm
And so it begins. The hate mongering festival has been started by the cast of 'The View' who proclaim that all of the deaths caused by any hurricanes should be blamed on conservatives like Limbaugh and Trump, to the applause of the hate filled audience


Hurricane Harvey Relief -




Hurricane Harvey and the Democrat Party -




Hurricane Detroit -




Trump Caused It. -




Hurricane Harvey -




I know many of you are concerned about the storm in Florida -




God Endorses Hillary -




Barry's Buffoonery -




Junk Scientists Claim Hurricane Drought Is Just “Dumb Luck” -




gun confiscation -




scientific predictions -


TAGS: hurricane drought dumb luck predictions wrong
Rating: 4.33/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 5:39 pm
The climate models weren't "wrong." But you are. So that word checks out in your comment :) WISHFUL THINKING FTL
OTC - May 6, 2015, 4:42 pm
That maybe the claim now since their climate models were wrong
Bandit5906 - May 4, 2015, 9:52 pm
I thought the claim was the lack of hurricanes was the result of global climate change?
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:50 pm
No, you means that we beat the odds like say winning the lottery, which doesn't make probability of winning being low bunk.


no major hurricanes in past 10 years -




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